Cat, ants, baby, skunk

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2006-10-30

Dear Diary,

Here's what you could do if you wanted to train a baby skunk to wander around inside your house. First you would put the bowl of cat food inside a larger saucer of water to keep ants out - a sort of ant moat. Then you would move it onto the porch because the baby kept crawling over and bashing it. But then you find that a skunk has been on the porch eating it so you move it back inside the house, near the cat door. And finally, after realizing the baby skunk has come in a few times, you put it up on a counter, causing the baby skunk to wander around your house, delicately sniffing at things, looking for the bowl of cat food. That is what you could do. Although for the life of me I don't know why you would want to.

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