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2006-03-29

Dear Diary,
We have a deliriously beautiful baby who is four months old, his name is Niko and he is the toast of the town. What is this baby of yours like you might ask? He is completely deranged! He does a crazy dance with his arms and legs shooting all over the place. He can talk to police cars and ambulances. He’s a special little guy and he loves toooo fly, all around the room. He sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world. He is a buzzing buzzing bee! He can see through things, he can look right at your heart!

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