My brother recently said to me, I feel like I’m using my meat cushion as a bloatation device! Now isn’t that funny? But anyway my super-cool business partner Bryant and I flew to Kansas City for a couple days for some top-secret research. What crazy project were we working on in Kansas City? Well I’m afraid I am not at liberty to divulge that. However I can tell you this much: it’s big. In fact it’s bigger than big. One of the important things we saw there was a factory that makes houses on a gigantic assembly line – but I’ve probably said too much already! The other important thing that’s been going on lately is that my deliriously beautiful wife Olga has a “bun in the oven” if you know what I mean. Now how cool is that? |