Gee I’m in Hawaii again, life is funny in that way sometimes. Everyone here wants me to take scuba lessons so that I can dance with the fishes. But to tell you the truth that’s not really my thing I prefer being in an environment that can sustain mammalian life. To me scuba is kind of like putting on a special breathing tube and walking into a room full of poison gas and hostile animals. Hey did I ever tell you about the time my deliriously beautiful girlfriend Olga and I found a length of tube in her studio and spent the rest of the afternoon talking to each other through it? There are all kinds of interesting things in her studio. It’s a cheery yellow flexible rubber hose about eight feet long and it sure is fun to talk through. The thing about it is, you can speak in an extremely quiet whisper and hear each other super well. We were originally thinking that it would be a pretty handy thing to use on my motorscooter so we could communicate while zooming around town at a breakneck pace. Pretty good thinking huh? But Olga figured that it would be nice to take to parties too for the purpose of secret communications. But that’s neither here nor there. Well okay I guess it’s “there”. But anyways you’re probably wondering about my top-secret project! Well it’s going kind of slow to tell you the truth. That’s because I’m working in a tree, in the middle of the night - so it’s hard to be productive. That is one of the seven habits of highly effective people. Also I’m in Hawaii right now so it’s hard to get anything done. The other important thing is, we’re having a Halloween party on Saturday, after I get back from this godforsaken island. Fun!
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