Happy Birthday America! Yay! You rock. Here are some reasons I love this country: The hot-dogs here are mighty tasty! There’s a Chihuahua/Wiener-dog mix that lives near my house and whenever I see him he gets really excited and picks up a leaf and runs around in circles. I like going to the Home Depot. Well okay not really. I am thankful for “file-sharing” of music on the internet. We own Hawaii, and some other stuff too that’s pretty cool that no-one’s even heard of, like Kwajalein Island which is where Hannahbean once lived. Anyway I also love the freedom of speech. Except when people won’t shut up because they’re visiting from a foreign country. Also I just remembered that an excellent thing about the U.S. is our hospitality to foreigners such as the Polish guy that is staying with my super-cool friend Bryant. The personal hygiene here is super good compared to other countries. I am extremely happy now that irony is dead. I like the way ladies are not required to wear burkas especially the super-foxes. Freedom of religion is pretty good too. The neighborhood that I live in kicks all sorts of ass. The best thing of all is the super-foxy girl that I just met who is baking an apple pie today for the nation’s birthday party.
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