The dinner party was quite lovely, it was outside in the patio with candles and fine china and wine and everything, except that the food was gross. In fact it was revolting! Well first there was a salad which was okay except that there were apples in it. Whoever thought that up was probably stoned at the time, but anyway at least it was edible unlike the rest of the food which was absolutely foul. I can’t even describe how disgusting it was. It was some kind of chicken on a bed of pasta but the sauce was what made it so nauseating, it kind of looked like a chunky tartar sauce but it was indescribably horrid. Absolutely nauseating. I think maybe it was a specially curdled lime-and-cream sauce? Or maybe there was some yogurt in there to produce a chunkified biliousness. That food was sickening! Immediately after the first bite I was like, Wow! That’s HORRIBLE! But it was so horrible that I couldn’t even believe it and I had to take another bite just to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating and that was a big mistake. A big mistake indeed.
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