Here’s something really fun that you can do to amuse yourself and your friends and pets, and even your psychotic landlord if he happens to be moping around in the bushes near your house at the time, what you do is you get a garden hose with one of those pistol-grip sprayers and you start out by filling the 5-gallon water-fountain for the chickens. When that’s done you pick it up and hose it off clean and you let go of the hose so the water shuts off and drop it on the ground and what happens – if you do it right – is that it lands on the handle which turns it on and spouts a great geyser of water into your crotch causing you to scream and jump around while carrying the 5-gallon fountain which will start to slosh all over your shirt while the hose dances around soaking your pants from every angle. And if you do it absolutely right you will finally get out of the way of the spray only to see the hose blasting full-bore into the front door of your house and drenching your ceiling and raining down upon all of your super-cool stuff. Now wouldn't that be a fun thing to try sometime?
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