We signed the lease for our super-cool new office space! It is a totally great place and the rent is super-cheap too. We practically had to lay in wait to ambush the landlord whose name is Doctor Hesheghian. We’re totally excited and busy getting all set up, we’ve been spending a lot of time going to Ikea and home depot and then thrift stores, in that order. I am on this new binge where I’ve been writing down the price of every single thing because it seems like handy information to have at your fingertips. I plan to compile it all into a gigantic volume called The Price of Everything, so then if anyone happens to ask me what birch-veneer hollow-core doors cost for example, or Chinese lanterns or something I will have that information at my fingertips. Clever, huh? Did I mention that Dr. Hesheghian has gold inlays in his teeth that appear to by hieroglyphics of some kind? We have no idea what kind of doctor he is, but as bryant said, “he’s certainly not a dentist.” He’s super nice although you have the feeling that he might be one of those guys who deals in black-market body parts or something. But we love Doctor Hesheghian. Although I will say that if nose-and-ear hairs were nickels he’d be a rich man.
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